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Hello. Meow. My name is Mr. Ahimsapeemapetilon. But my friends call me Ahimsa, which means "non-violence" in Sanskrit. My favourite colour is red. Welcome to my website.

I am a black male cat, about 2 or 3 years old. Everyone says I'm handsome. I live with my companion family, Brian (scorpio398) and Michelle(dichotomise). I adopted them on 27 March 2003. I think I didn't have a home before, and I was hungry and lonely. They came home from something one night and there I was, waiting outside their door. they opened the door, and I just walked right in. they tried to find out if I had a home before, but no one called. so I've been here since. I like it here (though sometimes they yell at me when I'm a naughty kitty -- I like jumping on counters and scratching up the toilet paper and getting my dander everywhere... but I've mostly learned not to be a bad kitty anymore. it's too bad Brian's allergic to me :( ...). I am not looking for a girlfriend because I have no testicles. Mommy and Daddy are mean and call me "Kitty-No-Balls." I am very picky with food.

I like to sit on the refrigerator and the window sill, listening to the sounds of Nature. I enjoy watching birds chirp and kids play. I like grooming myself. I like playing with my catnip-filled sock. (Don't tell Brian and Michelle... it makes me get high.) I like when Brian and Michelle pull a string of yarn on the floor and I chase it and try to eat it. I have a scratching post that has catnip in it, and that gets me high, too. I am a spoiled brat, so Mommy and Daddy don't mind when I jump on them for loving. I like to go in silly places, too, like in the sink, inside cupboards, in the laundry, on the shoe rack, on top of the washing machine, and in the bathtub. Once I pooped in the bathtub. Daddy was mad. Mommy thought it was cute. I like licking water bottles and eating. I eat all the time. I don't like when Mommy and Daddy kiss me on the nose, or make me take baths.

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